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Sarcastic Templar by MediocreMemory Sarcastic Templar by MediocreMemory
"Oh good. For a second there I was a little worried that there was some charred bitch in the middle of the Gallows Courtyard."

Was going to save this one for tomorrow but technically it is tomorrow for me.

Courtesy of Shadowstriike9:
Cullen: ...Is she dead?
Templar: Nah, she'll be up on her feet and fighting in no time... OF COURSE SHE'S F*CKING DEAD! A SWORD F*CKING EXPLODED IN HER FACE AND MADE IN HER INTO A F*CKING STATUE!!!
Cullen: Alright, geez, take it easy... Just making sure.
Templar: ... I'm sorry, it's just that I transferred here 3 weeks ago and my life has just been batshit crazy since I got here.
Cullen: That's ok, I understand. Now clean it up.
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Aesop-Epics Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
That description is hi-fucking-larious! Best thing I've seen all day! Just awesome.
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laLouveH Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
that the image already made ​​myself laugh with your description here,  I'm completely explode with laughter
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DaemonUnix Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2012
AHAHAHA oh cullen... i hate it when people ask stupid questions like that, but at least it gives me something to laugh at later (them)
random customer: are you going to steal my cellphone?
me: yes, as soon as you turn around, i'm going to sell it on ebay.
even if i were the thieving type, which i'm not, did they really think i'd tell them?
honestly, people these days.
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AwesomeLass Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL I love the entire dialogue <3
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EmeraldKeefe Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011
Cullen you ass...XD
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Miranthia Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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SakuraMikoLeeSetsu Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
HAHAHA oh no... artist comments is best part.
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Corbie Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Professional Writer
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Just put a little aloe gel on her; she'll be fine!
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Drakan44 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Rofl Nice :)
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shadowstriike9 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011
"...Is she dead?"
"Nah, she'll be up on her feet and fighting in no time... OF COURSE SHE'S F*CKING DEAD! A SWORD F*CKING EXPLODED IN HER FACE AND MADE IN HER INTO A F*CKING STATUE!!!" :stupid::
"Alright, geez, take it easy... Just making sure."
"... I'm sorry, it's just that I transferred here 3 weeks ago and my life has just been batshit crazy since I got here."
"That's ok, I understand. Now clean it up.":trollface:
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MediocreMemory Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student Interface Designer
I lol'd so damn hard at that :lmao:
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shadowstriike9 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011
The templars are quite daft aren't they? :giggle:
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:iconmediocrememory:
MediocreMemory Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Apparently XD
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Lactose-Devil Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Huzzah! This is Maker's gift for Meredith xD
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LightsAurora Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*dies*

zomg lol.

:iconhigh5plz:
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MediocreMemory Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Student Interface Designer
She was looking pale earlier in the game...
:iconicameplz:
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LightsAurora Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
gotta get some color on those cheeks....

XD
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MediocreMemory Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Well, she's got plenty now :rofl:
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LightsAurora Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I've never seen rosier cheeks...
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:iconmediocrememory:
MediocreMemory Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Student Interface Designer
Hey, no one said you have to look 'healthy'... lol
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LightsAurora Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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