"Oh good. For a second there I was a little worried that there was some charred bitch in the middle of the Gallows Courtyard."
Was going to save this one for tomorrow but technically it is tomorrow for me.Courtesy of Shadowstriike9:
Cullen: ...Is she dead?
Templar: Nah, she'll be up on her feet and fighting in no time... OF COURSE SHE'S F*CKING DEAD! A SWORD F*CKING EXPLODED IN HER FACE AND MADE IN HER INTO A F*CKING STATUE!!!
Cullen: Alright, geez, take it easy... Just making sure.
Templar: ... I'm sorry, it's just that I transferred here 3 weeks ago and my life has just been batshit crazy since I got here.
Cullen: That's ok, I understand. Now clean it up.