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"Oh good. For a second there I was a little worried that there was some charred bitch in the middle of the Gallows Courtyard."

Was going to save this one for tomorrow but technically it is tomorrow for me.

Courtesy of Shadowstriike9:
Cullen: ...Is she dead?
Templar: Nah, she'll be up on her feet and fighting in no time... OF COURSE SHE'S F*CKING DEAD! A SWORD F*CKING EXPLODED IN HER FACE AND MADE IN HER INTO A F*CKING STATUE!!!
Cullen: Alright, geez, take it easy... Just making sure.
Templar: ... I'm sorry, it's just that I transferred here 3 weeks ago and my life has just been batshit crazy since I got here.
Cullen: That's ok, I understand. Now clean it up.
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~technoattic7 Apr 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That description is hi-fucking-larious! Best thing I've seen all day! Just awesome.
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~laLouveH Jun 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
that the image already made ​​myself laugh with your description here,  I'm completely explode with laughter
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:icondaemonunix:
AHAHAHA oh cullen... i hate it when people ask stupid questions like that, but at least it gives me something to laugh at later (them)
random customer: are you going to steal my cellphone?
me: yes, as soon as you turn around, i'm going to sell it on ebay.
even if i were the thieving type, which i'm not, did they really think i'd tell them?
honestly, people these days.
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Mood: Humor *AwesomeLass Feb 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL I love the entire dialogue <3
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:iconemeraldkeefe:
Cullen you ass...XD
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~Miranthia Sep 28, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL
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Mood: Love ~SakuraMikoLeeSetsu Aug 16, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
HAHAHA oh no... artist comments is best part.
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!Corbie Aug 10, 2011  Professional Writer
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Just put a little aloe gel on her; she'll be fine!
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~Drakan44 Aug 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Rofl Nice :)
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"...Is she dead?"
"Nah, she'll be up on her feet and fighting in no time... OF COURSE SHE'S F*CKING DEAD! A SWORD F*CKING EXPLODED IN HER FACE AND MADE IN HER INTO A F*CKING STATUE!!!" :stupid::
"Alright, geez, take it easy... Just making sure."
"... I'm sorry, it's just that I transferred here 3 weeks ago and my life has just been batshit crazy since I got here."
"That's ok, I understand. Now clean it up.":trollface:
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